d-pressedlife:

suicidemydarling:

scars—tell-stories:

deez-sluts:

this IS THE CUTEST FUCKING THING EVER

the cat like kisses his head at the end omfg

My dog does this to my mom.

Think I’ve reblogged this about 10 times so adorable omg

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

thatsmoderatelyraven:

i would pay someone 12 dollars to clean my room right now

secretlivesobviouslies:

bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

The shade.

witneyhouston:

checkmate 

Cece, what if it looks like an old carrot? What if it’s curly?

If you were stranded on the side of the road at 3 AM, which co-star would you call to come and pick you up?

Zooey: Probably Jake Johnson because he would think it was funny. I think he would find the whole thing an adventure so he wouldn’t feel as bad. I think he’d pick me up.

Jake: Zooey is the most reliable. I’d call Zooey. And guess what? Zooey said you, too! She said me?! That’s pretty cool. No way! Wow.

make it real

maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

foxgrl:

i needed this a lot a lot a lot

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology